The Witchstone - Henry H. Neff
Category: Paranormal
Tags: Paranormal, Humor, Novel, Adults
An unforgettable, high-stakes, laugh-out-loud funny novel, The Witchstone blends the merciless humor of The Good Place with the spellbinding fantasy of Neil Gaimans American Gods., Meet Laszlo, eight-hundred-year-old demon and Hells least productive Curse Keeper. From his office beneath Midtown, he oversees the Drakeford Curse, which involves a pathetic family upstate and a mysterious black monolith. Its a sexy enough assignmentcolonial origins, mutating victims, et ceterabut Laszlo has no interest in maximizing the curses potential; hed rather sunbathe in Ibiza, quaff martinis, and hustle the hustlers on Manhattans subway. Unfortunately, his division has new management, and Laszlos ratings are so abysmal that hes given six days to shape up or hell be melted down and returned to the Primordial Ooze., Meet Maggie Drakeford, nineteen-year-old Curse Bearer. All shes ever known is the dreary corner of the Catskills where the Drakeford Curse has devoured her fathers humanity and is rapidly
