Starfcker - Ian Thomas Healy
Category: Sci-Fi
Narrator: Joshua Tuttle
Tags: Sci-Fi, Fantasy
Once, John Irish was a legend in the porn industry, partying with the likes of John Holmes, Peter North, Nina Hartley, and Seka, but now hes on the far side of 50, and Ron Jeremy wont even return his phone calls., Desperate for any kind of paying work, hes sunk to the level of bit roles in grade-Z porn and is even considering applying to work at Wal-Mart, when hot-blooded starlet Mindy Copperhead comes into his life. He quickly discovers shes far more than a simple blowjob artist, but is in fact an advance scout for a distant alien race, sent to Earth to findhim. Her race is embroiled in an interstellar war and losing badly. Her Queen became enamored with a movie in which John appeared, called Starfker, and sent her scout to find him and bring him back to her, ostensibly to help her repopulate their dying planet., Thus John finds himself mixed up in a crazy, sexy adventure which makes even the most gonzo porn seem tame by comparison. In a civilization where skills can be learned via in
