Fat Vampire - Johnny B. Truant
Category: Humor
Tags: Humor, Teen & Young Adult, Fantasy
Fat Vampire book 1 by Johnny B. Truant, not to be confused with Fat Vampire: A Never Coming of Age Story by Adam Rex., From the author of Unicorn Western comes a story of fangs and fast food, When overweight treadmill salesman Reginald Baskin finally meets a co-worker who doesnt make fun of him, its just his own bad luck that tech guy Maurice turns out to be a thousand-year-old vampire., And when Maurice turns Reginald to save his life, its just Reginalds own further bad luck that he wakes up to discover hes become the slowest, weakest, most out-of-shape vampire ever born, doomed to heal to his corpulent self for all of eternity., As Reginald struggles with the downsides of being a fat vampire too slow to catch people to feed on, mocked by those he tries to glamour, assaulted by his intended prey and left for undead he discovers in himself rare powers that few vampires have and just in time too, because the Vampire Council might just want his head for being an inferior representative
