The Half-Assed Wizard - Gary Jonas
Category: Paranormal
Tags: Paranormal, Humor
Length: 4 hrs and 29 mins Release date: 09-11-17 Audible rating: 4.5 (53 ratings), I dont follow the comments. If you need something to say/request - use the forum! , A couple of jerks wake me up at the crack of noon. Seems my klepto uncle stole an ancient deck of Tarot cards from a high-powered wizard, and too many losers want to ruin my day to get them back., The cards are cool, so I check them out, but my magic-happy cousin, Sabrina, tells me Im not supposed to touch them. Oops. Too late. Now the damn cards are tuned to me, and if someone else wants to use them, I have to die. Why couldnt she have led with that information?, Magic was never my scene, but my dad is one of the most powerful wizards in the world, so Ive got unrealized potential if I ever bother to apply myself. Id rather power nap, but with wizards, gunslingers, and cannibalistic shark dudes coming at me, thats not gonna happen., They say Im a half-assed wizard, but if I dont play my cards right, Im gonna get my whole
