Come Back To Bed - Kayley Loring

Kayley Loring

Category: Adults

Narrator: Teddy Hamilton

Tags: Adults, Contemporary, Romance

Dear grouchy neighbor: Im considering your offer and need clarification before proceeding. Despite being an artist, I think you know that as a busy New Yorker, I am also practical and straightforward., That said, I need to make sure you know that this could never turn into anything serious. I dont care if youre trying to get over your ex-girlfriend or hoping shell eventually want to get back together with you - just dont project your messy feelings about her onto me., Because, despite your resemblance to an underwear model, I wont be falling for you. Ever., Yours, with clear boundaries,, Bernadette, PS. Id like to be very clear that regardless of whether or not we do this, nothing will change my feelings for your dog (and we both know she loves me too)., Dear nutty neighbor: As a lawyer, I must clarify that I never made an offer. It was a suggestion regarding the possibility of a non-permanent, no-strings-attached arrangement between two consenting adults whose beds are separated by a